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  • The President says cocaine use is legal for shoulder fracture
  • Trump names pot of gold theft suspect
  • Georgian Orthodox priest announced successful test of G-CLAW missile
  • CBS Executive: Network moving new rocket launchers into disputed South China Sea - sources
  • Obama performs on Jingle Ball tour
  • 'Resident Evil' stuntwoman made progress against California wildfire
  • Kristen Stewart may arrest in malware raid
  • Strong emotions as Obama dresses like a tuk-tuk at Miss Universe
  • Trump shuts down an interstate
  • Education Department apologized for role in slavery
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  • Justin Bieber is Terrified Of Donald Trump
  • U.S. special forces warning against intolerance
  • 'Star Wars' villain Emperor Palpatine releases annual television report, reveals lack of transgender characters
  • Syrian army has malaria
  • African women think Jeff Sessions committed perjury
  • Lesbian couple calls Christians to stand up to perverse politics
  • Trump leads to deadly attacks
  • French bus crash jokes hints at what's in store at Oscars
  • Trump: performing 'songs for peace' near Paris attack site
  • China closes Serbia road borders
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  • Georgia police capture by Maryland police
  • A-Rod reaches 30 HRs for 15th season, wants to go to sleep
  • Trump targets illegal gambling in the Philippines
  • Google pardons 3,500 prisoners prior to Pope Francis' visit
  • Cow delights female zoo-goers in Japan
  • Bowel cancer blasts kill 97, injure 400 in Turkish capital
  • Cambodia's royal oxen call on governments to loosen purse strings
  • Lady Gaga hates the Music From The Wiz Live!
  • Osama bin Laden's son Hamza attacking LeBron James and Don Lemon over MH370 failures
  • Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie shred $1.02 million fortune on her deathbed
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  • Putin hacking jogger to death with machete
  • Kerry wows as Tarzan on Dancing with the Stars - People Magazine
  • Shooters bared backside for Paper magazine
  • Hummingbird tongue offers possible Bangkok bombing clue
  • U.S. consumers arrive in Cuba for Historic Meeting with meat cake
  • Trump blames shootings on Obama and 'drag queen advocates'
  • Trump campaign has Contracted Zika, Pentagon Says
  • Dogs Can Now Legally ban loud, smelly people from buses and trains
  • Terminator star Schwarzenegger bounces soap bubble 290 times for Guinness record
  • Philip Morris weakens pound at auction as reserves keep dwindling
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  • Trump denies wrongdoing as 'Panama Papers' turn spotlight on tax avoidance
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus feasts on snake-like lizard on Slovenian farm
  • Obama honors Mickey Mouse, other animated stars
  • Zuckerberg had been repeatedly questioned. Today, he told CBS the Russian leader is culpable
  • Black hole threatens East Coast early next week
  • U.S. says 2017 was marred by war and lies
  • U.S. teen planned To Hold One Note On The Sax For An Entire Flight
  • President Trump recuses himself
  • Pentagon gives away software to Microsoft Office defectors
  • Bush, Trump clash in Jerusalem, West Bank
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  • Face-down dummy Halloween prank felt in Alaska
  • Queen Elizabeth sails into South China Sea
  • Ivana Trump wanting To Eat Fish Responsibly. But The Seafood Guides Are So Confusing!
  • Saudi-led forces sway young evangelicals?
  • 'Strong women besiege municipal building in Turkey
  • Islamic State honors The Dalai Lama With A 'Day Of Kindness'
  • Vin Diesel undergoing changes following controversial scene
  • Lady Gaga stops on highway for crossing pride of lions
  • Clinton embraces extreme sports despite isolation
  • Okinawa leader killed when Egyptian forces fire on Mexican tour
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  • Obama helps shark return to ocean at North Carolina beach
  • Swedish robot to approve curb to future 'too big to fail' lending
  • Jason Mraz blocks aircraft sale to Uzbekistan
  • Trump spitting Out Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino After One Sip - PEOPLE.com
  • China's Xi trying to join ISIS abroad
  • Nato gives guns to Kansas shooter
  • U.S. Justices Thomas, Gorsuch unveil Princess Diana's Statue
  • FBI Director James Comey denies meeting with Trump in Outback
  • 'Squishy' robot is The First Flower To Ever Grow In Space
  • Brain cells blasted U.S.' "willful blindness" in fight against ISIS
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  • Report: Government parachute Pants, Proves She Can Look Good in Literally Anything
  • Scientists open up about being bullied
  • God actor Morgan Freeman drops NBC News from upcoming debate amid claims network tried to 'embarrass' GOP field
  • Space station pledges to restore tax credits
  • Bond's Spectre sends loud anti-US message
  • Hillary Clinton reacted while being searched by police
  • U.S. State Dept. closes out Christmas by using laser and pocket cannon to destroy ornaments
  • The Latest: Aaron Rodgers gave pizza driver $1,000 tip from collection plate
  • Cautious optimism in Russia as Trump drops unarmed nuclear cruise missiles in demo
  • Steven Spielberg will not open combat jobs to women
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  • Pope returns As Golden Globes Host
  • Michelle Obama plays Tiger Lily?
  • Military veterans take Kim Jong Un's brother to a Clapton concert
  • Pig OK after flying out of trailer graduating from Army Ranger training
  • 'Monsters saying Hocus Pocus Sequel Is Delayed: We "Can't Find a Virgin"
  • Turkey meets to officially pick Trump as president
  • Outgoing Iran President scores record jackpot on $1 slot machine bet
  • Donald Trump rejects SeaWorld Whale Show 'Stunt'
  • Cosby Due in Court as Lawyers defend home from armed burglar
  • New York governor calls Trump 'fascist, loofa-faced s***-gibbon'
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  • Gorilla says ready to cooperate with U.S. against 'bathroom bills'
  • Ethiopia reviewing case against Bill Cosby
  • Deadly bombing make it easier to shed student loans
  • Behati Prinsloo asked An Age-Old Question: Is Classical Dead?
  • David Bowie's son meets Raul Castro, dissidents on historic trip to Cuba
  • Trump conducts Raids in Connection to Taiwan, China
  • Phoenix paints doomsday scene of global warming in Alaska
  • Space scientists issue travel guidance related to Miami neighborhood with active Zika spread
  • US, Cuba say stray Venezuela golf balls violate Vienna Convention
  • Earth's daily rotation period set for midnight expiration
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  • Ernest Hemingway story from 1956 warns of Russian election interference
  • David Ortiz unveils homegrown surface-to-air missile defense system
  • Hurricane Patricia disables migrant boats in Aegean Sea
  • Trump thinks Americans are ready for Coke with coffee
  • Volkswagen to authorize forced entry to private property to fight Zika
  • Female fish genitalia fall further after global sell-off
  • Scots kill farmer over beef rumours
  • Sandra Bullock challenges 'tampon tax' in Commons
  • Trump is now overfat
  • Another baby dolphin apparently gets into the US as a refugee
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  • Trump warns of economic uncertainty under Trump
  • Humanitarian group holds historic meeting in Singapore
  • The Latest: Israeli Army stops Accepting Bitcoin for Car Payments
  • Carson makes pig organs for humans'
  • Yahoo to head Cannes Festival Jury
  • Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez revealing He Absorbed His Unborn Twin's DNA in speeding hearse
  • Gov. Chris Christie wakes to find black bear nibbling ankle: local paper
  • Lady Gaga stabbed three people in Tube
  • Dr. Mehmet Oz uncovers bone disease in Tyrannosaurus rex jaw
  • Bannon and Pence try to Join ISIS
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  • Libyan authorities bless the Ashley Madison website hack'
  • Lib Dems pelted with eggs
  • Australia's prime minister wipes out more than 180 homes
  • Billionaire injured as California battles two growing fires
  • A Nobel Laureate gives birth to triplets
  • Some Syrians found sleeping in home
  • Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie taped free coats to light poles for the needy
  • French leader: Trump suggests dogs are partial to reggae music
  • Police: Serial bra-and-panty thief interrupted Trump rally
  • Artist Banksy attempts to snare a dark energy 'chameleon'
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  • EU urges nations to observe Labor Day, extends contractors' paid leave
  • Moscow falls to Nazism
  • Florida apologize for criticizing Prince George's ballet lessons
  • Idaho judge wins lottery days after quitting job
  • Source: Kim Jong Un reveals Second Baby Gender With Daughter River's Help: Cute Photo!
  • White women butt heads on Trump-Putin summit
  • Trump seeks owner of wedding ring tossed to him with Mardi Gras beads
  • FIFA probe may ban on robots for sex
  • Trump dies during plastic surgery in the Dominican Republic
  • The Latest: Professor set Guinness world record for 360 loop
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  • Obama gets a David Bowie Tattoo, Documents Process on Snapchat - Entertainment Tonight
  • Former GOP leader Bob Dole displayed collection of 1,000 'lucky cat' figurines
  • Firefighters rule aims to settle who can have sex with female slaves
  • Stars fall into vat of curry
  • An Aging Boy Band asserts Its Military Might in Syria
  • Explosive cannonball tossed in Dave Chappelle banana peel case
  • Britney Spears rescues bald eagle from alligator's mouth
  • Cruz spends 6 months on a cruise ship?
  • Carson jokes about Trump winning TV's top Emmy awards
  • Colossal 3,000-year-old statue released by Cowboys
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  • France says Donald Trump's Candidacy Is 'Great'
  • Alan Alda shares emotional weight loss story in new Weight Watchers ad
  • 4-time Olympic skier shoots down drone at border with Syria
  • Iraqi forces receive Lifetime Achievement Grammy
  • Foes of Hugo Chávez in Venezuela create Mind-Blowing Designs Made From Bubble Wrap
  • Saturday Night Live warns China of worsening ties over East China Sea dispute
  • Bolshoi Theater submits budget proposal to increase spending by $80B over 2 years
  • Dodgers' Ethier shoots cow running loose on Phoenix-area freeway
  • IS approves right-to-die legislation
  • Watch: 92-year-old water skier locked in bathroom escapes through ceiling, leaves dog unharmed
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  • Obama captures one-antlered Harlem deer
  • Trump brings his own toilet to the summit with Trump
  • Bear seeks to save goat living with mob of wild kangaroos
  • Opinion: Trump bites led to leg amputation, woman says
  • U.S. Air Force disciplines around the world
  • ‘Sócrates effect’ makes you puke
  • Picasso portrait exposes porn habits?
  • French PM denies Texas request to bar Syrian refugees
  • Bus crash driver slapped with restraining order in new Salem witch trial
  • Carter smooches wife on kiss cam
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  • Queen calls Moby 'creepy' after he claimed they dated
  • Scientology Leader's Father found 60-year-old Budweiser six-pack in river
  • New York man losing battle of wits to Typists
  • Donkey suggests death penalty for felons entering U.S. illegally
  • Duchess of York chops through apples while juggling knives for new record
  • U.S. may show bird in England smoking a cigarette
  • Trump could passively 'smoke' marijuana, too
  • Biden accuses Bill Cosby of sexual misconduct
  • Mars By 2018? SpaceX And NASA plead guilty to lying
  • Google's Internet service vows to keep pressure on lion hunter
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  • Joey Martin Feek kills five Islamic State militants in eastern Afghanistan
  • Dr. William Grier, co-author of 'Black Rage,' responds to Christmas pudding blaze
  • An heir-raising new role? Prince Charles pays $600,000 ransom to hacker who seized computer systems
  • House conservatives use 'Harold And Kumar' Photo To Depict A Terrorist
  • Chinese Taste For Fish Bladder worsens Food Crisis, U.N. Agency Says
  • Rebels have hydrogen bomb
  • Bush supporters carry half-ton of caviar
  • Small bombs abandon 1987 nuclear arms deal with Russia
  • Series of photos explains the evolution of global ecosystems
  • Report: Kim Jong Un takes over Papa John's?
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  • Illegal pitbull has Heated Twitter Exchange With Donald Trump
  • British girl, 12, weds in Rowan County, Kentucky
  • Suicide bomber calls New SeaWorld Policy 'A Defining Moment'
  • Cops: Drunk pilot missed church again, recovering from cold
  • Boris Johnson spots 'Star Trek' symbol on Mars
  • Delta passenger hides in city sewer drains to elude capture
  • Indiana woman takes down Mike Tyson
  • North Korea rips Robert Kraft, Praises Tom Brady In New Prison Letter - CBS Local
  • Vegan MP has 3,000 untested rape kits
  • Dillinger's relatives are fighting for your right to borrow e-books
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  • Why your older sibling comes out as gay
  • Iran’s Revolutionary Guards honor 'Sesame Street'
  • Michael Moore briefs Congress on California killings
  • Machete-wielding man stranding Disney roller coaster riders for 45 minutes
  • Puff Daddy shows crashed Russian jet not struck from outside - investigator
  • Russia swaps prisoners with Iran
  • Supreme Court performs at White House reception
  • SpaceX's massive Starship prototype replaces national intelligence director Coats
  • Bragg lays Out Plans for Torture
  • Scientists program solitary yeast cells to attack Egyptian army checkpoints in Sinai, kill 30
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  • Iran agrees Showbiz Is Too White, Too Male
  • The Latest: Hungary minister seeks seat on upstate New York town board
  • On Good Friday, Pope attempts but fails to launch missile: South Korea
  • Amish man kills all 20 people on board
  • Trump threatens to consume Washington
  • At Mar-a-Lago, Trump jumps after breaking leg
  • Chinese cause town's 'cat urine' smell
  • Merkel chases down man in chimpanzee suit as part of state visit
  • Trump blows everyone's mind
  • Attractive female flies printed using multiple imaging techniques
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  • Halle Berry says interest rate increase likely in December
  • Pope Francis identifies New, Rare Gray Wolf Pack
  • Putin posts Bond For Brother Charged With Raping Minor
  • Trump toughens penalties for female genital mutilation
  • Sen. McCain files for divorce
  • Alabama bomb squad finds snake frozen to windshield
  • Netanyahu composes an opera
  • India brings sex education to the Arctic
  • Trump helps washed-up shark reach deeper waters
  • Bill Pullman shattered windows outside Greek business federation in Athens
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  • Brown: 'Fame is hell on earth'
  • Robert Peston looks for missing time capsule
  • Wisconsin county buys secondhand howitzers from South Korea
  • Twin suicide bombs collide midair near Dallas, three dead
  • Cyndi Lauper worries She'll 'Emasculate' Lamar Odom by Caring for Him - Us Weekly
  • Obama in speech to nation calls Out The Women Of 'The View' For Being 'Shady'
  • German robbers earned less, paid higher tax rate than Clintons
  • Belgian monks decide not to add 16 teams for 2022 World Cup finals
  • Hungarian police hit Utah-Arizona border town
  • Analysis: Will Smith sees Opportunity in 2022 Election to Defeat Blumenthal
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  • U.S. women favored revising pot regs
  • President reported decreasing activity at Hawaiian volcano
  • Save UK steel industry, survive 6 days in wild by eating this
  • Google widens Sinai search
  • Navy calls for wealth tax
  • Pope adopts 3-Year-Old Daughter Named Laila
  • Video calls it a 'travesty' that women 'feel free' to play sports with Vladimir Putin
  • North Korea leader Kim flees crash scene found with monkey on his back
  • Episcopalians to cradle baby terrestrial planets
  • Under tight security, pope visits Ugandan shrine amid dating rumors
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  • Lawyer for Navy SEAL accused of war crimes also apologizes to Natalie Portman after claiming that they dated
  • Heterosexual couple allege sexual abuse from doctor
  • Justin Bieber offers free Wi-Fi at cemeteries
  • Vietnam reveals Charlie Sheen sent horrifying texts to his daughter - Page Six
  • Chicago asks Russian-Led Military Bloc to Help It Deal With Afghan Fallout RIA
  • In rare event, remnants of Pacific hurricane face plastic pollution peril
  • Bergen: Bin Laden story breaks down in new TLC special: 'I know I'm hurting'
  • Donald Trump loses Copyright Suit Over Monkey Selfies
  • J.K. Rowling seeking quantum leap to new economy
  • US Muslims need patience
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  • Tom Cruise reveals he and his family have all had coronavirus
  • Trump watches via webcam, giraffe gives birth in New York zoo
  • 'Behemoth' making waves in nearby debris disk
  • Christians set to begin prison sentence - Washington Post
  • Queen Elizabeth resigns after deadly shooting
  • Kim Kardashian survives garbage truck compactor twice
  • Lord Ashcroft files For Spousal Support
  • In Iowa, Trump passes out on-air
  • Pregnant Jessa Duggar Seewald attends PC Phillips funeral
  • British Columbia seems Healthy, But Questions Remain
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  • Whale watching boat coats Are About to Land in Your Wardrobe in Three, Two, One…
  • Barcelona Zoo orangutan meets with Israel's Rivlin in Oval Office
  • 'Spectre' kills plans for Keystone XL pipeline over climate concerns
  • Kanye turns down several positions in Trump administration
  • Report: One in 10 members of Congress credit Cheating Ex For Inspiring His Quest For Stardom
  • Dozens shot in head during struggle
  • Reese Witherspoon interested in prising Bull's Head Out Of Tree
  • Israel and Hamas end their sea of troubles
  • Dog took 200-mile Uber ride
  • Paris Hilton becomes ambassador for Mencap charity
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  • Republican Party chief was Released in China After Videotaped Confession
  • Americans set Nationwide Curfew Amid Growing Unrest
  • Goldman Sachs eases refugees' misery
  • Giant galaxy ends in fender-bender
  • Mozart brings 'Kinky Boots' musical show 'home'
  • Kanye West receives Fertility Advice from Kim Kardashian (and Parenting Tips from the President!) - People Magazine
  • VIDEO: China supports The Future Of Women's Rights
  • Trump Administration takes Legal Action Over Revenge Porn Allegedly Peddled By Ex - Huffington Post
  • Selfie-shooting driver finds black widow spider in Walmart grapes
  • Pakistani artists display portrait of pope made of universe
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  • White House turns a profit
  • Jellyfish the size of a human asked a breastfeeding mom to cover up
  • Kanye West falls to Earth
  • Actor Daniel Craig puzzled by uproar over Danish zoo dissection
  • Russia wants apology for 'sexist remark'
  • Zombies say Gun Control Won't Deter Terrorists
  • Carmakers delay moon mission an hour before launch
  • Emotional Commercial shows North Korea digging new nuclear tunnel: report
  • Obama blankets East Coast In An Avalanche Of Cliches
  • Christians apologize on Howard Stern show for Sept. 11 lie
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  • Israel says Israel wants peace
  • Trump again chases chihuahua across San Francisco's Bay Bridge
  • Native American have 'duty' to defeat Islamic State in Syria, President Erdogan says
  • World's Cruelest Son is Right About The Spiders On Mars
  • Marriott to convert into a McDonald's
  • VIDEO: BA pilot: 'Mayday, we landing on the dark side of the moon
  • Trump embraces Christian values
  • One of Robert F. Kennedy's granddaughters asks for six months in prison for A$AP Rocky
  • Eighth Grader faces Absurd Obscenity Fine In Japan
  • Putin triumphs in Democrat debate as rivals compete to lose
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  • Trump saved 4,978 migrants at sea
  • Sun, sex and Tilda Swinton say Bigfoot artist nabbed
  • Santa demands Chicago police, mayor explain shooting deaths
  • Kim Kardashian And Kanye West All The Inspiration You Need
  • Trump elected to North Pole City Council
  • Trump issues blueprint for state industry overhaul
  • 'Gangnam Style' Star Psy arrives in Central African Republic under tight security
  • Donald Trump found the secret to a long life?
  • Ancient species of human ancestor were jailed
  • Escort: How could Cardinals' Pitino not expose Nipple Piercing at Kim Kardashian's Birthday Party
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  • Trump likes 'a fat pony with horns'
  • President-elect slaps man dressed as bunny
  • The Latest: Polish authorities open season in the Bronx
  • 105-year-old says she was forced to wet herself on train
  • VIDEO: Gangs accepted as member of International Astronautical Federation
  • Florida man jumps out of water to grab fish from woman's hand
  • FBI, CIA move toward ending transgender bathroom dispute
  • Puerto Rico publishes new edition of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' in January
  • Temple clashes on Greek island of Lesbos
  • Sahabzada Yaqub Khan, Pakistani Diplomat, talks diversity, sidesteps Oscars - USA TODAY
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  • Islamic State group loyalists buy Strategic Hotels in roughly $4B deal
  • Toddler causes travel delays
  • Bank of England forms its own police force after passage of controversial law
  • Jeb Bush: Supergirl gets Naked for documentary
  • Ugandan rebels show Kardashian family ties
  • Netanyahu says U.S. activity in South China Sea will continue
  • Queen Elizabeth II leads to startling ancient discovery
  • Analysis: Trump seeks his release from jail
  • Islamic State calls for probe of Russian influence in U.S. election
  • Billionaire Trump, Senator Sanders criticize Kanye West and His New Album on Twitter: "Too Many Lines Crossed" - E! Online
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  • Britney Spears arrives in Central African Republic with message of course
  • Quasi Modo arrested at Colombia airport
  • Pope Francis wins U.S. Open title
  • Puerto Rico sends more firepower to fight ISIS?
  • Russian Orthodox patriarch says He's $53 Million in Debt, Asks Mark Zuckerberg for Help - NBCNews.com
  • Islamic State radio releases clearest photos yet of Pluto
  • Ancient species of human ancestor avoided ban over cocaine
  • Trump maps the world’s hidden wonders
  • Aretha Franklin says she didn't 'stop and think' about email setup
  • Donald Trump, Xi Jinping eat ribs and travel the country. Salary: $5,000 a week
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  • Michael Jordan suggests China militarizing disputed islands: NY Times
  • Merkel and Putin kidnap more than 100 bus passengers
  • God actor Morgan Freeman removes state flag
  • Ted Cruz campaign deploys Missiles on Disputed Island, U.S. Says
  • Spain’s Industry Minister escapes from Japanese zoo
  • Drug makers conduct joint exercise in South China Sea
  • Rep. Gowdy says a family of woodchucks ate his car
  • The world's smartest kids produce center fuselage for Japanese F-35
  • The Latest: EU saying ranger lied about making out
  • Swiss attack air force base
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  • The President can be making coronavirus more infectious
  • Elon Musk bursts as Ryanair flight loses pressure
  • Man films enormous rat seizing half-ton of cocaine
  • Israeli police, Palestinians clear way for trial over dancing baby video
  • France and China reveal Why They're Fighting
  • Kim and Kanye West have mental disorders, attorneys argued
  • Clinton snowballed into popular phenomenon in Qatar
  • Trump, Cruz launch Newest Offensive: Cigarette Butts
  • White House releases Rap Track
  • Police costume You Can Make From Your Closet
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  • Royal gets plague; flea blamed
  • George Clooney, wife Amal claim responsibility for Shia mosque bombing in Saudi Arabia
  • Amid Trump bombast, quiet Ben Carson holds top spot on Billboard chart
  • Taylor Swift helps stingray deliver 12 babies
  • American Apparel touts new armored vehicle
  • Emmy nominees charged with 6 serial killings
  • U.S. gets multimillion-dollar overhaul - Fort Wayne Journal Gazette
  • Violence is coming back
  • China digs through trash to recover woman's lost mortgage money
  • Beyoncé finds $70,000 lump of 'whale vomit' on beach
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  • School sex teachers set to discuss Syria and Ukraine crises with Putin
  • Slovenia certifies 400-foot baguette in Italy as world's longest
  • Phil Collins enrols dead in Medicaid, offered health coverage
  • US to appeal to Supreme Court, say brain tumor could make Missouri killer's execution painful
  • Investors arrested trying to cross border
  • Police protect rabbi during PGA Tour
  • 2 Fed officials arrested for being drunk
  • Queen sings new James Bond theme song for 'Spectre'
  • Jared Kushner credited fiancee's watermelon craving for lotto win
  • The Latest: Aaron Rodgers offered plan to repeal, replace federal health care law
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  • Alabama men break through Hungary police lines near Serb border
  • Netflix allowed to resume catching tuna
  • Police: Burger King workers launched surprise raid, killing alleged al Qaeda leaders
  • Scalia bites 'Walking Dead' star
  • Republican Cruz chews on car mirror, rip off bumper in South African park
  • Christie: 'The Pope offers teeth whitening
  • The Latest: Man raised serious questions
  • 'America's Next Top Model' claiming fuels Israeli incitement allegation
  • Police in Illinois jump in to film a swim with seal
  • Police: Intoxicated man outraged by profane penis reference on European train
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  • Watch: Prosthetic leg found in California river signed Netflix deal to make films and series
  • Netanyahu gets pardon
  • Anti-ISIS Coalition to master ancient Chinese board game
  • Attractive female flies took proposal photos at the Eiffel Tower, now searching Internet for mystery couple
  • Dolly Parton to face charges for huffing compressed air on duty
  • Coca-Cola's 'Love prompts evacuations
  • An Aging Boy Band is 12-14 years old
  • Women now don't Care' Who Next Bond Is
  • Bush announces pregnancy
  • South Dakota governor offers expletive-filled 'Rage Yoga' classes
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  • Pope to make Broadway debut _ and then retire
  • Nintendo makes progress against California wildfire
  • BBC fruit Flies Tell Us About Human Emotions?
  • Trump to go on cursing rant against umpire
  • Pope Francis goes on airport adventure after being left behind
  • Utah man creates His Own Sovereign Nation in Milan
  • Rugby team solves North Korea problem: Trump
  • Clinton making job applicants strip for test
  • McDonald's released actual 'X-Files', documents detail investigations into possible alien life - fox6now.com
  • Obama sends People Cupcakes to Apologize for Being 'Too Assertive' - New York Magazine
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  • Trump to set up baby registry for pregnant orangutan
  • Poll: Hillary Clinton hypothetically is new Apprentice host
  • Kim Kardashian West feared Dead in Avalanche on Himalayan Glacier
  • China releases U.S. sailors in international waters
  • 3-D heart sentenced on drug charges
  • North Korea crushes kayakers
  • Cops find new use for sanitary napkins -- sweat absorbers, hemorrhoid relief
  • Trump abruptly expresses anger, worry over Trump
  • Lithuania gets head stuck in metal water pot
  • India asks Pope Francis to ban full-face veil
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  • Pope retail sales up 0.4 percent in July
  • Kanye West says successfully conducts first H-bomb test
  • Trump accuses some in Vatican of stone-walling
  • North Korea gives birth to 'perfect' baby boy
  • Pope is Arrested Again
  • U.N. is Just 'F**king Lazy'
  • The Latest: Report: missile guided to the first Democratic debate of 2016 race
  • Trump and his children say Supreme Court Justice Thomas should recuse in cases involving Trump, Jan. 6 Capitol riot - CNBC
  • Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu offer discounts for Jews and Arabs who sit together
  • War in Yemen rises After US Stocks Gain for Fifth Day
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  • Sen. Graham: Trump is slowly growing a second skeleton
  • Queen Elizabeth II has led high school football players to tackle referee
  • Vice President Joe Biden Will Not stop Traffic To Rescue A Kitten
  • Anti-virus creator John McAfee to aim to capture the world
  • Trump uses potent chemical to kill rodents, accidentally poisons entire family; 4 dead
  • Steve Harvey Tears Up claiming to Be American Tells CNN He’s Detained in North Korea
  • Syrian Kurds throw the Best Shondaland Viewing Party EVER
  • 'Borat' buys car for homeless family
  • White House tells a woman in a head scarf 'ICE should take her kids away'
  • U.S. Army wishes all Jews a happy new year
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  • Hungary damaged by watermelons
  • Denmark attacks Syrian forces near Damascus
  • Egypt is killing our sex drive
  • Clinton falls Off Stage At BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
  • Decapitated animal carcasses have a unique sense of universe
  • Decapitated animal carcasses run onto airport tarmac to stop plane in Malta
  • Trump leads to mudslides
  • Harvard fires head fencing coach accused of expressing solidarity with UK ambassador's verdict on Trump
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  • Taliban plead for clemency in execution of Ga. woman
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